Titanic - Mean Girls version
“If only you knew how mean she really is… You’d know that I’m not allowed to wear corsets, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me corsets were her thing and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannakuh my parents got this really expensive white corset and I had to pretend like I didn’t even like it and… it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Cal? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she’s doing wedding prep but really she’s hooking up with Jack Dawson in the third class room above the boilers! I never told anybody that because I am such a good friend!”
my brain just exploded omfg
(via neverthatbad)
